Effective Date: [05/20/2025]
Brain Fart Lab (“we,” “our,” or “us”) values your privacy and is committed to protecting your personal information. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, share, and safeguard your data when you visit [www.nedslab.com] (the “Website”) and interact with our content and newsletter.
1. Information We Collect
We collect two types of information:
A. Personal Information
When you voluntarily subscribe to our newsletter or contact us, we may collect:
- Your email address
- Any name or alias you voluntarily provide
- Any content you submit through contact forms or comment fields
We do not collect sensitive data like payment details, physical addresses, or government ID numbers.
B. Non-Personal Information
We collect anonymized data automatically via:
- Cookies
- Google Analytics
- Meta Pixel (Facebook)
- Other analytics and behavioral tools
This includes:
- Browser type and version
- Device type
- Pages visited
- Time spent on the site
- Click behavior
This helps us improve the performance, layout, and content of Brain Fart Lab.
2. Use of Your Information
We use collected information for:
- Delivering the Brain Fart Lab newsletter via Beehiiv
- Providing user support when you reach out
- Monitoring and improving the website’s performance
- Tracking newsletter engagement (open rates, click rates)
- Running retargeting and remarketing campaigns (e.g., Meta Ads)
3. Cookies and Tracking Technologies
We use cookies and similar technologies to:
- Remember your preferences
- Understand how users navigate the site
- Serve you personalized content or ads (non-invasive)
You can disable cookies through your browser settings. However, this may limit your experience on our website.
4. Third-Party Services
We embed or integrate services from trusted third parties such as:
- Beehiiv (email newsletter delivery)
- YouTube (video embedding)
- Meta / Facebook (ads and retargeting)
- Google Analytics (traffic monitoring)
These services may independently collect your data according to their own privacy policies. We encourage you to review them.
5. Children’s Privacy
Brain Fart Lab is not directed to children under the age of 14. We do not knowingly collect personal information from anyone under 14. If you are a parent or guardian and believe your child has submitted data to us, please contact us for removal.
6. Humor & Disclaimers
This website contains humorous and fictionalized commentary. While many topics are based on scientific facts, some jokes or exaggerated examples are purely for entertainment. Please don’t interpret everything literally. If we joke about launching to Mars in a bathtub, don’t try it.
7. Data Security
We take precautions to protect your data, including encryption where applicable and secure third-party tools. However, no method of data transmission or storage is 100% secure.
8. Your Rights
You may:
- Request access to your stored data
- Request to delete your data
- Opt out of tracking (via browser settings)
- Unsubscribe from our newsletter at any time
To do any of the above, contact us at [contact@nedslab.com]
9. Policy Updates
We may revise this policy. Updated versions will be posted with a new “Effective Date” at the top. Continued use of our website after updates means you accept the changes.
