Terms & Conditions

Effective Date: [05/20/2025]
Welcome to Brain Fart Lab—a digital content platform built for curious minds who like their science with a little sass. These Terms & Conditions govern your access to and use of [www.nedslab.com].

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing the Website, subscribing to our newsletter, or interacting with our content, you agree to these terms. If you do not agree, please refrain from using the site.

2. Ownership and Intellectual Property

All original content—including text, graphics, logos, articles, images, and design elements—are the intellectual property of Brain Fart Lab and protected by U.S. copyright and trademark laws.

You may not:

Copy, republish, or redistribute any content without express permission
Modify or create derivative works
Sell or commercially exploit our content

You may:

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3. User-Generated Content

If you submit questions, comments, or scientific theories:

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You are responsible for the content you submit

We reserve the right to moderate or remove user content at our discretion.

4. Third-Party Links

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5. No Professional Advice

While we do discuss real scientific concepts, our tone is intentionally humorous and informal. This content is not intended as medical, nutritional, financial, or legal advice. It’s infotainment. Always consult qualified professionals for serious matters.

6. Disclaimer of Liability

To the fullest extent allowed by law:

Brain Fart Lab is not liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages from your use of the site
We don’t guarantee the site will be free of errors, bugs, or interruptions
If you attempt to build a rocket using one of our articles and it explodes… well, that’s on you

7. Termination

We may restrict or terminate your access to the site or newsletter at any time, for any reason, including misuse of content or violation of these terms.

8. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold Brain Fart Lab harmless from any claims or demands resulting from your use of the Website, your submitted content, or your violation of these terms.

9. Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of the United States and the State of [Your State, e.g., New York], without regard to conflict of law principles.